“- Danny Madigan: I thought I was going to die.
- Jack Slater: I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation... and your first divorce.”
Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater

“That was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate strongly to recommend.”

John Neville - Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen

“I've heard you've been all over the world, that you speak many languages, and that you've known a great many men... I've never been out of Andalucia, I speak only one language, and I've had only one man. Maybe that's why I want so much to keep him.”

Linda Darnell - Carmen Espinosa

“Experience teaches unless eyewitness present, every murder case is long shot.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Trouble like first love - teaches many lessons.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan