“What is a pancreas, anyhow? I mean, I don't know what the damn thing does for you, besides give you cancer.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Hawk Hawkins

“- Louis: Well, you've done it to yourself this time, haven't you?
- Jacob: Am I dying, Louie?
- Louis: From a slipped disk? That'll be a first.”
Danny Aiello - Louis
Tim Robbins - Jacob

“You know, you don't have any intestinal fortitude.”

Ron Fazio - The Toxic Avenger

“I was cured, all right.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“The doctors told me it was pneumonia, but I knew what it was! A victim of the modern age! Poor, poor girl!”
Patrick Magee - Mr. Alexander