Quote
I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of [hesitates] masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it "stroking the salam", yeah, you know, "pounding the old pud". [pause] I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
to his son
Quote details Movie
(American Pie)
11/29/18 at 6:53 AM Average ratingVote hereCuriosities 79
297
Average ratingVote here
11/29/18 at 6:53 AM Average ratingVote hereCuriosities 79
297
Average ratingVote here
Comments on this quote
Similar quotes- From the movie: Brain Donors
“- Volare: Do you realize what I was doing at the age of seven?
- Roland T. Flakfizer: I can imagine and you must be thankful you didn't go blind.
- Volare: I was dancing professionally.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: Whatever you call it. Flogging the carrot, polishing the cuestick, choking the chicken, clearing the snorkel...” - From the movie: Man of the Year
- From the movie: My Chauffeur
“Madame, if you continue masturbating my driver, you are going to be a murderer.”
- From the movie: Hannah and Her Sisters
- From the movie: Transformers
“Were you masturbating? You don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable. You can call it Sam's happy time or
my special alone time with myself.”
Highlights
