“- Bernice: What you want for dinner?
- Odell: You mean, what do I want, or what do I want that you can cook?
- Bernice: Well, in that case, where are you taking me?
- Odell: Yeah, what do you want to have?
- Bernice: You mean, what do I want, or what do I want that you can afford?”
Renn Woods - Bernice
Steve James - Odell

“I got the recipe from a magazine. The mail got wet in the rain, so some of the pages ran together, but what I couldn't read I just... improvised with my own little... creative ideas. It's got raisins in it. You like raisins.”

Kim Darby - Jenny Myer

“- Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
- Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
- Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.”
Kevin Jamal Woods - Stymie
Zachary Mabry - Porky
Ross Bagley - Buckwheat

“- His Excellency: When did it happen, Mr. Van Cleve?
- Henry Van Cleve: Tuesday. To be exact, I died at 9:36 in the evening.
- His Excellency: I trust you didn't suffer much.
- Henry Van Cleve: No, not in the least. I had finished my dinner.”
Laird Cregar - His Excellency
Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“- Roxanne: Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?
- Ed: I like to have dinner every night.”
Carmen Electra - Roxanne
Kel Mitchell - Ed