“- Bernice: What you want for dinner?
- Odell: You mean, what do I want, or what do I want that you can cook?
- Bernice: Well, in that case, where are you taking me?
- Odell: Yeah, what do you want to have?
- Bernice: You mean, what do I want, or what do I want that you can afford?”
Renn Woods - Bernice
Steve James - Odell

“I got the recipe from a magazine. The mail got wet in the rain, so some of the pages ran together, but what I couldn't read I just... improvised with my own little... creative ideas. It's got raisins in it. You like raisins.”

Kim Darby - Jenny Myer

“- Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
- Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
- Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.”
Kevin Jamal Woods - Stymie
Zachary Mabry - Porky
Ross Bagley - Buckwheat

“I don't want to go to dinner, I want to get naked with Sarah Deaver.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss

“- Waiter on Train: What would you like for dinner?
- William Lightbody: Toast.
- Waiter on Train: And how would you like that, sir?
- William Lightbody: Toasted.”
D. Anthony Pender - Waiter on Train
Matthew Broderick - William Lightbody