“I got a fax from Miranda Priestly herself... saying that of all the assistants she's ever had... you were, by far, her biggest disappointment. And, if I don't hire you, I am an idiot. You must have done something right.”
John Rothman - Editor

“- Ray: So you've used the door, the building's still intact, people are happy you've arrived, they feel safe now, there's an officer there and he's done a good job, so you might want to tell him he's done a good job.
- John Hancock: What the hell did I have to come for, Ray, if he's done a good job?”

Jason Bateman - Ray
Will Smith - John Hancock

“You know what the biggest jerk-off of all is? Beyond family even, because you can't control your family, is jobs. I mean, this totally mystifies me. Can you believe people actually accept this? It's like you work all day, people tell you what to do all day long. You know, and then on top of taking shit all day, they can fire you.”
John C. Reilly - Richard Gaddis

“I've got two jobs. I've discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it's honest.”
Angelina Jolie - Sara 'Sway' Wayland

“- Harry Dunne: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
- Lloyd Christmas: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.”
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas