“Shiit! I roll a blunt better then them bitches in Havanna.”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“Whoa! Quarter pounder!”

Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“- Pedro: Is it heavy suff man? Will it blow me away?
- Anthony: You better fasten your seatbelt man.”
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner

“I got some weed straight from Turkey, boy. Turkey! Yeah man, It's what gets those arabs off. Check it out man, It will boogie woogie on your mind.”
Christopher Joy - Curtis

“You can't synthesize that. That is nature's delivery system for goodness. Distilled into a pure form. It glides down into your belly, and blooms into a feeling of peace. In this world beset by evil.”

Edward Norton - Brady Kincaid