“- Whitaker: I'm gonna start calling you Twins. Do you know why?
- Twins: Sir, because I carry the weight of two normal people.
- Whitaker: You're smart too, so you can realize that if your fat ass doesn't make it up that obstacle, your fat ass will be separated!”
McCaleb Burnett - Whitaker
Vicellous Shannon - Twins

“If I ever lay my two eyes on you again, I'm gonna walk right up to you and hammer on that monkeyed skull of yours 'til it rings like a Chinese gong!”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“If you were worth breaking my nails on, I'd tear your face wide open.”
Helen Mack - Mollie Malloy

“There's only one thing Mr. Smith doesn't know. What I own I keep. But he'll learn. So will you.”

Peter Lorre - Stephen Danel

“Now sometime before morning, I'm going to let off both barrels of this shotgun right at you. I don't know just what time it'll happen... whenever my finger gets to itching too much.”

Jean Arthur - Phoebe Titus