“- Whitaker: I'm gonna start calling you Twins. Do you know why?
- Twins: Sir, because I carry the weight of two normal people.
- Whitaker: You're smart too, so you can realize that if your fat ass doesn't make it up that obstacle, your fat ass will be separated!”
McCaleb Burnett - Whitaker
Vicellous Shannon - Twins

“If I ever see him again, I'm going to cut open his head and eat his brain.”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“Taste my steel, you dog!”
Bruce Campbell - Roland the Intrepid Explorer

“Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.”
Eddie Bracken - Roy Walley

“- Kevin Copeland: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!
- Marcus Copeland: You, are in big trouble!
- Kevin Copeland: Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.”
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland