“- Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
- Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.”
Julie Benz - Receptionist
Jack Nicholson - Melvin Udall

- Ted: Spanish girls tend to be really promiscuous.
- Fred: You're such a prig.
- Ted: No, I wasn't using "promiscuous" pejoratively. It's just a fact. They have completely different attitudes toward sex.
- Fred: Well, I wasn't using "prig" pejoratively.
Taylor Nichols - Ted Boynton
Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton

“- James Reece: Isn't it part of French tradition that the woman cooks while the guy watches TV?
- Caroline: Well, things have changed since the Middle Ages, you know. Now it's exactly the contrary.”
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - James Reece
Kasia Smutniak - Caroline

“Women would have us believe that they are the victims; that we break their hearts for sport. That's crap. They say they want romance, they say they want true love, but all they want is a check list. Is he perfect? Is he handsome?”
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway

“- Alice: That's odd he knew I drank vodka tonics. I never told him.
- Des: It's uncanny.
- Alice: You mean it's a complete cliché? All women recent college graduates drink vodka tonics, or something like that?
- Des: Well, maybe.”
Chloë Sevigny - Alice
Chris Eigeman - Des