“- Trevor the Rat: Didn't you notice you were sitting on his face!
- Madame Udder: Well, it was a bit uncomfortable but I thought it was my hemorrhoids.”
Brian Sergent - Trevor the Rat

“Things change. They always do, it's one of the things of nature. Most people are afraid of change, but if you look at it as something you can always count on, then it can be a comfort.”
Clint Eastwood - Robert Kincaid

“My body may be a work-in-progress, but there is nothing wrong with my soul.”
Felicity Huffman - Bree

“- Elizabeth: I miss my son.
- Bree: Mom, you never had a son.”
Fionnula Flanagan - Elizabeth
Felicity Huffman - Bree

“- Bree: God, my cycle's all out of whack.
- Elizabeth: You don't have cycles!
- Bree: Hormones are hormones. Yours and mine just happen to come in purple little pills.”
Felicity Huffman - Bree
Fionnula Flanagan - Elizabeth