- Kate: What would you tell your father if he came home and I was dead on the kitchen floor?
- Eugene Morris Jerome: "Don't go in the kitchen, Pa"?
Blythe Danner - Kate
Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome

“- Mary: No... I miss my daddy!
- Sharon: Oh, honey, I miss your daddy too.
- Mary: I want to go to heaven so I can see him again.”
Kimberly Cullum - Mary
Mimi Rogers - Sharon

“- Lola Marcel: Tell me about my dear, dear Daddy! Is it true that he's dead?
- Stanley: Well, we hope he is, they buried him.”
Sharon Lynn - Lola Marcel
Stan Laurel - Stan

“Dad, this is the way it has to be. The upshot is you won't be killed because you're already dead.”

Janeane Garofalo - Bowler

“I am not going to bury my son. My son is going to bury me.”
Denzel Washington - John Quincy Archibald