"Dearest Samuel, forbidden fruit is always the sweetest. I have many things I would like to teach you, if only we can find the opportunity. The very thought arouses me to lubricious ecstasies". Probably a golfing friend.

Robert Norman - Fraser

“I don't want no more fathers. Will you be my friend?”
Catherine Chan - Mei

“I never thought my dad would be my best friend.”
Wesley Singerman - Wilbur

“- Ely Jackson: I can blow up your dad's car. Then you can stay longer.
- Skye Davidson: Thanks.”
Christina Ricci - Ely Jackson
Kate Hudson - Skye Davidson

“- Lisa Provolone: You kept me a prisoner up here - like Rapunzel.
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Well, you certainly ain't Snow White!”
Marisa Tomei - Lisa Provolone
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone