"Dearest Samuel, forbidden fruit is always the sweetest. I have many things I would like to teach you, if only we can find the opportunity. The very thought arouses me to lubricious ecstasies". Probably a golfing friend.

Robert Norman - Fraser

“I never thought my dad would be my best friend.”
Wesley Singerman - Wilbur

“I don't want no more fathers. Will you be my friend?”
Catherine Chan - Mei

“- Max Fischer: The truth is, neither one of us has the slightest idea where this relationship is going. We can't predict the future.
- Rosemary Cross: We don't have a relationship.
- Max Fischer: But we're friends.”
Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer
Olivia Williams - Rosemary Cross

“- Michael Berkow: You've never been a team player, that's why you don't have any friends.
- Adam Berkow: What're you talking about? I have friends.
- Michael Berkow: The hell you do.
- Adam Berkow: The hell I don't.
- Michael Berkow: You have acquaintances. Superficial golf-buddies.”
Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow