“- Sgt. Deke Slater: So, does this mean I'm not fired?
- Joshua McCord: You're not that lucky.”

Dylan Neal - Sgt. Deke Slater
Chuck Norris - Joshua McCord

“I lost my sister, my social life, my disposable income, my ability to fit into a size 2, and, this just in, my job. Pretty much the only two things that haven't disappeared are my nicotine fits and a few pounds that have recently taken up residence on my ass.”

Kate Hudson - Helen Harris

“I've got a kid in college and another one going in the fall. I won't go back to the factory floor.”
Chris Cooper - Phil Woodward

“Honey, you mustn't fool yourself! That would be the worst thing of all. You've got to face it, as hard and cruel as it is. Cry, darling. Cry your heart out. I won't try to tell you that you'll get over it soon, because it will take time - maybe a long time.”

Claudette Colbert - Anne Hilton

“- Jay: You know what they say. It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
- Kay: Try it.”
Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay