“It was just what I needed: a one inch god with a two inch penis.”
Sir Michael Caine - Matthew Hollis

“- Jackie Willow: Sarge! I need another favor.
- Sgt. Clell Hazard: Great. Let's see... you got my money, you got my car. I guess now you need my dick to seal the deal!”
D.B. Sweeney - Jackie Willow
James Caan - Sgt. Clell Hazard

“- Rose O'Reilly: Come on. I can't help you unless you show it to me. Sweetie just show it to me.
- David Clark: Kenny, will you just man up and drop your pants?
- Casey Mathis: We've all seen a dick!”

Jennifer Aniston - Rose O'Reilly
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark
Emma Roberts - Casey Mathis

“- The Big Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?
- The Dude: Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles.”
David Huddleston - The Big Lebowski
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“Unfortunately, you don't have the balls to back up the actions of your huge cock.”

Jennifer Beals - Angela (segments "The Wrong Man", "The Man from Hollywood")