“- Louis Booker: The kangaroo got the money!
- Charlie Carbone: What are you talking about?
- Louis Booker: I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he's hopping away!”
Anthony Anderson - Louis Booker
Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone

“- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Didn't you lose twenty thousand dollars betting here?
- Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Yeah, well, who loses the SuperBowl four times in a row?”

Sylvester Stallone - Henry 'Razor' Sharp
Robert De Niro - Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

“- Patti: How the hell do you lose twenty five million dollars?
- Uncle Joe: It's easier than you think.”
Colleen Camp - Patti
Kirk Douglas - Uncle Joe

“Your friend Nicky stole a lot of money from us. Killed a few officers in the process. Deaths we can overlook. But we want our money back.”
Paulina Porizkova - Kasarov

“The only thing I like more than money is... revenge.”
Angelina Jolie - Lola