“Whenever you meet a beautiful woman, just remember somewhere there's a man who's sick of shagging her.”
Jude Law - Alfie

“- Terry Larue: How much do you know about that guy?
- Dolly Moore: He's the best score I've made in a long time.”

Robin Raymond - Terry Larue
Barbara Nichols - Dolly Moore

“Funny, some men you see every day for ten years and you never notice; some men you see once and they're with you for the rest of your life.”
Felicia Farr - Emmy

“Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fights-in-Dress don't come along every day.”

Russell Badger - Sioux Chief

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.”
Sharon Stone