“If that's the Happiness Hotel, I'd hate to see what the sad one looks like.”

Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Stacy Jones: It's hard to believe Burnett could have ever looked that happy.
- Billy Two Feathers: Burnett had a wonderful smile. And he loved railroading, too.”
Didi Conn - Stacy Jones
Russell Means - Billy Twofeathers

“- Sterling: Darius once said you were the saddest person he knew.
- Jeffrey: Why did he say that?
- Sterling: Because he was sick. He had a fatal disease. And he was a million times happier than you.”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Sterling
Steven Weber - Jeffrey

“- Paulette: After a man makes love to me, he just goes wild from happiness.
- Charlie Chaplin: I am happy.
- Paulette: Then tell me when you get sad, because I don't want to be around.”

Diane Lane - Paulette Goddard
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin

“I haven't been happy one minute of my entire fucking life.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Arthur Fleck