“One million innocent children were destroyed by them. I want to help bring one million children into the world. Until the day I die, I must help rebuild what the Nazis worked so hard to do.”
Christine Lahti - Gisella Perl

“Why, does it come off?”

Matthew Perry - Alex Whitman

“- Lil' Pete: Where do babies come from?
- Frank Stockburn: Well, son, the mom just poops 'em out.”
Taylor Lautner - Lil pete
Nick Nolte - Frank Stockburn

“I remember before I was born, wounded up like a fur ball in the highly overrated fetal position, luckily I'm not claustrophobic, but on rainy days I still felt a tightness in my left shoulder. So now that my stepmother's pregnant, I understand what the baby's going through, and I'm not jealous at all, really, not at all.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“- Dallas: Don't slap the baby.
- Doc Holliday: Okay... why would I slap the baby?
- Dallas: I don't know, but most doctors do. It's a custom I'm not in favor of. Nobody comes into this world looking for a fight. You go get 'em!”
Elizabeth Ashley - Dallas
Willie Nelson - Doc Holliday