“I cannot tell you why women keep falling for the wrong man!”
Richard Crenna - Lieutenant Fergus Falls

“- Lucas: If a man speaks in the middle of the forest with no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
- Brain #1: Yes!”
Eddie Alderson - Lucas

“- Amelia Warren: I just keep ingesting these poisonous men until I make myself sick.
- Viktor Navorski: You're not sick, Amelia, no. You're a little far-sighted.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Amelia Warren
Tom Hanks - Viktor Navorski

“Men for the most part can mend their ways only after they have made a mistake.”
Donnie Yen - Jin Ke

“The photographer lived in San Francisco up until last week. He was the worst man I ever met, or maybe the best, I'm still not sure. If you're supposed to learn by your mistakes, then he was the best mistake I ever made. He was my most spectacular and cherished fuckup, and I was his Guinevere, whatever that means.”

Sarah Polley - Harper Sloane