“I cannot tell you why women keep falling for the wrong man!”
Richard Crenna - Lieutenant Fergus Falls

“She was a unique constellation of attributes; she was my Halley's comet. But the universe is designed to break your heart.”

John Cusack - Jake

“- Hellboy: I would give my life for her but she also wants me to do the dishes.
- Abe Sapien: I would die and do the dishes.”

Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy
Doug Jones - Abe Sapien

“She's soft and warm and almost weightless. Her perfume is a sweet promise that brings tears to my eyes. I'll save her from whatever she's scared of and take her far away.”

Josh Hartnett - The Man

“He hasn't fallen in love with her, he has succumbed to her. Poor man was simply standing there - nobody warned him - and he was crushed under her wheels.”

Bernadette Peters - Marie D'Agoult