“- Queen Doris of the Sixth Dimension: Tell me why that French slut is so special to you and why you carry her picture around in your pocket!
- King Fausto of the Sixth Dimension: All right, I'll tell to you. She's French and that's simple. Therefore she's of the master race. A direct descendant of God just like me.”
Susan Tyrrell - Queen Doris of the Sixth Dimension
Hervé Villechaize - King Fausto of the Sixth Dimension

“Did you know that the average French woman is naked 34 percent of the time?”

Chris Tucker - Carter

“- Margaret Wade: If you didn't have women, you wouldn't have babies, which means you wouldn't have people.
- Joey: And if you didn't have men, who'd drive the ladies to the hospital?”
Amy Sakasitz - Margaret Wade
Kellen Hathaway - Joey

“- Sharon Winters: Paula, I'm sorry about lashing out at you the other night.
- Paula Mann: Forget it. Sometimes I come on too strong.
- Sharon Winters: No, it's just... I can be such a bitch sometimes.
- Paula Mann: We all are. But that's just part of being female I guess.”
Stacey Walker - Sharon Winters
Sharon Carr - Paula Mann

“- Wayne Carter: I never argue - with a lady.
- Flower Belle Lee: Play it safe, huh?”
Dick Foran - Wayne Carter
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee