“- Putty Nose: Are you alone?
- Tom Powers: I'm always alone when I'm with Matt.”
Murray Kinnell - Putty Nose
James Cagney - Tom Powers

“Solitude's always better with somebody else around.”
George Wendt - Harold Gorton

“- C.C. Baxter: It's a wonderful thing, dinner for two.
- Fran Kubelik: Do you usually eat alone?
- C.C. Baxter: Oh no. Sometimes I have dinner with Ed Sullivan. Sometimes Dinah Shore, or Perry Como. The other night I had dinner with Mae West. Of course she was much younger then.”
Jack Lemmon - C.C. Baxter
Shirley MacLaine - Fran Kubelik

“You gotta have a boyfriend, don't you? Otherwise it's just you and a cat and, before you know, 40 candles on your birthday cake.”

Uma Thurman - Noelle

“Bruce... I would - I would love to live with you in your castle... forever, just like in a fairy tale. I just couldn't live with myself, so don't pretend this is a happy ending!”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman