“Hey, life's tough. Sometimes you don't get what you want. Mostly you don't get what you want.”

Tom Sizemore - Milo Peck

“There's no home safe enough, there's no country nice enough, there's no relationship secure enough; you're just setting yourself up for an even bigger fall and having an incredibly boring time in the process.”
Meg Ryan - Kate

“- Winton Chalmers: Life's a bitch.
- Del Blaine: He didn't drown, if that makes life any less bitchy.”
Bob Balaban - Winton Chalmers
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Del Blaine

“- Clive Rohan: That was a googly... I taught him how, and now he turns it against me!
- Grandfather George: The law of life, cruel isn't it?”

David Hayman - Clive Rohan
Ian Bannen - Grandfather George

“Life isn't fair sometimes, Nadine, okay? You gotta get over it!”
Blake Jenner - Darian