“- Henry Desalvo: We have a die-hard situation developing in the kitchen.
- Leonard Ferroni: What's happening?
- Henry Desalvo: Well, either he's going to whack 'em with a rolling pin or bake him a cake.”
Dennis Farina - Henry Desalvo
Jack Kehler - Leonard Ferroni

“- Graham: Long distance relationships can work, you know.
- Amanda: Really? I can't make one work when I live in the same house with someone.”
Jude Law - Graham
Cameron Diaz - Amanda

“- Roxanne: Where would I stay?
- Tripper: My place, what do you think?
- Roxanne: Is it big enough?
- Tripper: It's got a double bed. What's the matter with you, haven't you ever lived with anybody before?
- Roxanne: No. Have you?
- Tripper: Pets, you know, a dog, a fish. No, I haven't. I've never asked anybody before.”

Kate Lynch - Roxanne
Bill Murray - Tripper

“In a church, I am a saint. In a public place, I am a lady. In my own home, I am a devil.”
Lupe Vélez

“I'm through. After one year and 25 jobs in New York, Susan Applegate is signing off. Signing off and going right back where she came from.”

Ginger Rogers - Susan Applegate