“- Charlie Mackenzie: How many people have you brutally murdered?
- Harriet Michaels: Well, brutal's a very subjective word. I mean, what's brutal to one person might be totally reasonable to somebody else.”
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie
Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels

“Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.”
Steve Oedekerk - Chosen One

In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, "au revoir, gopher".

Bill Murray - Carl Spackler

“- Kenneth McCullers: You got any ideas how you wanna wax this guy?
- Steven Lardner: Can't you just say 'kill'? Ya always gotta romanticize it.”
K. Todd Freeman - Kenneth McCullers
Hank Azaria - Steven Lardner

“Self-defense is not murder.”
Jennifer Lopez - Slim Hiller