“- Ed: This is where I come to think... I think.
- Dexter Reed: Funny, I never figured you as much of a thinker.”
Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

“- Theresa von Rodeck: Somebody has been asking questions about us.
- Col. Stewart: Who?
- Theresa von Rodeck: A man called Peter Shelley. What would your General Patton say if he knew you had a German mistress?
- Col. Stewart: Oh, come on, Theresa. Half the American army are living with German girls.”
Birgit Bergen - Theresa von Rodeck
Ed Bishop - Col. Stewart

“You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid.”
Anna Faris

“- Det. Lt. Mark McPherson: Were you in love with Laura Hunt, Mr. Lydecker? Was she in love with you?
- Waldo Lydecker: Laura considered me the wisest, the wittiest, the most interesting man she'd ever met.”
Dana Andrews - Det. Lt. Mark McPherson
Clifton Webb - Waldo Lydecker

“General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often, it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there.”
Hugh Grant - The Prime Minister