“I'm like a lighthouse! I stayed lit for you man! I never go dark.”

Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“- Ward: Will, I'm your best friend. Don't matter what crazy thing you do. I just wish you could win.
- Will Stoneman: I'll win. You can bet all your money on that.”
Marcus Klemp - Ward
Mackenzie Astin - Will Stoneman

“- Paul Hackett: Greg called.
- Marcy: Oh, how'd that little faggot find out I was staying here tonight? He probably wants to whine to me about his latest boyfriend.
- Paul Hackett: Friends like that are hard to deal with sometimes.
- Marcy: Well, that's what friends are for!”
Griffin Dunne - Paul Hackett
Rosanna Arquette - Marcy

“I'm not going anywhere with you if you feel like you're a danger to yourself you can sit down for a few minutes, until you feel calm enough to go.”

Peter Sarsgaard - Charles 'Chuck' Lane

“If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me...”

Will Ferrell - Chazz Michael Michaels