Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?
John Cusack - Lane Myer

“We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.”
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden

“- George Bennings: How much more of this crap is there?
- Dr. Copper: Well, nine hours, I'd say.
- George Bennings: We can't learn anything from this.
- Dr. Copper: Guess not.”

Peter Maloney - George Bennings
Richard Dysart - Dr. Copper

“He told them to look not at the facts, but at the meaning of the facts. Then he said the facts had no meaning.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Ed Crane

“- Austin Powers: Mr. Roboto is lying to us.
- Foxxy Cleopatra: Tell me something I don't know.
- Austin Powers: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
- Foxxy Cleopatra: Say what?
- Austin Powers: That's something you don't know.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Beyoncé - Foxxy Cleopatra