“- Joy: Oh, come on! It could be worse...
- Disgust: Yeah Joy, we could be lying on the dirty floor in a bag.”

Amy Poehler - Joy
Mindy Kaling - Disgust

“- Lesley: I'm pathetic. You know, I've dreamt of being a Broadway actress since I was a little kid. And now I'm here. And I'm not a Broadway actress. I'm still just a little kid. And I keep waiting for someone to tell me I made it.
- Laura: [Sincerely] Hey. You made it.
- Lesley: I did?
- Laura: Sadly it was with Mike Shiner, on a fake motel bed.”
Naomi Watts - Lesley
Andrea Riseborough - Laura

Excuse me, do I have "fuck me" written on my forehead?
Lisa Banes - Bonnie

“- Ronald Miller: What's his name, Biff?
- Cindy Mancini: Don't give me that! His name happens to be... Brett!
- Ronald Miller: Is there a difference?”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“- Jake: Oh my gosh! How do you know Mike Shiner?
- Lesley: We share a vagina.”
Zach Galifianakis - Jake
Naomi Watts - Lesley