“Don't go looking for Mr. Right. Look for Mr. Right Now and eventually, if he's worthy, that 'now' part will just drop right off, naturally.”
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“- Brian Taylor: I want somebody to talk to, not just sleep with. Do you fucking understand what I'm saying?
- Mike Zavala: White people get hung up on this fucking soulmate bullshit. Just hook up with a chick that can cook and wants kids!”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brian Taylor
Michael Peña - Mike Zavala

“- Caitlin Carlson: Am I just going to be another girlfriend waiting for a phone call?
- Pendelton 'Penny' Wise: No one said anything about phone calls.”
Julia Ormond - Caitlin Carlson
Vince Vaughn - Pendelton 'Penny' Wise

“- Henry Durand: You have a boyfriend?
- Martha Durand: A boyfriend? No... hell no. I'm not gonna make the same mistake I made with your father.
- Henry Durand: Okay, good.
- Martha Durand: I have several boyfriends.”
Colin Hanks - Henry Durand
Meg Ryan - Martha Durand

“Melons are like boyfriends. Shall I tell you why? To get a single good one you must one hundred try.”
Harold Perrineau - Monica Jones