“I used to chase skirts all over the world, until I got to Scotland, and, Boy, was I surprised!”
Jeff Dunham - Walter

You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called "Fuck You". It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie

“- Pu Yi - 15 Years: Where are your ancestors buried?
- Reginald 'R. J.' Johnston: In Scotland, your majesty.
- Pu Yi - 15 Years: But then, where's your skirt? In your country, men wear short skirts, do they not?
- Reginald 'R. J.' Johnston: No, your majesty, Scotmen do not wear skirts. They wear kilts.”
Tao Wu - Pu Yi - 15 Years
Peter O'Toole - Reginald 'R. J.' Johnston

“- The Female: You're not from here? Where are you from?
- Camper: I'm from Czech Republic.
- The Female: Why are you in Scotland?
- Camper: I just... wanted to get away from it all.
- The Female: Yeah? Why here?
- Camper: Because it's... It's nowhere.”
Scarlett Johansson - The Female

“- Sir Mason Harwood: A lawyer friend of mine acts for an estate in Scotland, on the Isle of Skye. His client, an absentee landlord, has recently died, and this lawyer has asked me to dispose of the wine cellar. Legal documents and other data are all in here.
- Margaret Harwood: Oh, thank you, Father! I swear, I won't disappoint you!”
Ian Richardson - Sir Mason Harwood
Penelope Ann Miller - Margaret Harwood