“Fez-Is there anything about Canada we need to know before we get there?
Steven Hyde-Well, the beer is stronger. And as a result, their women look prettier.”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman

“Well, here’s my advice: have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, a lot of
Mimosas.”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf

“I’m gonna need another drink to forget I just heard that.”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf

“I only wanna make a drink a coal miner would want. Straight forward. Honest. Something that says, ‘I work in a hole.”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller