“- Maître D': Good evening sir and how are we today?
- Mr. Creosote: Better.
- Maître D': Better?
- Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.”
John Marwood Cleese - Maître D'
Terry Jones - Mr. Creosote

“- Yvonne: Shaun! How are you doing?
- Shaun: Surviving.”
Jessica Hynes - Yvonne
Simon Pegg - Shaun

Calling me “sir” is like putting an elevator in an outhouse. It don't belong.
Sunshine Parker - Emmet

“- Cruella De Vil: Anita, darling!
- Anita: How are you?
- Cruella De Vil: Miserable, darling, as usual, perfectly wretched.”
Betty Lou Gerson - Cruella De Vil
Lisa Davis - Anita

“You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You gotta kill him or let him be.”
John Wayne - Rooster Cogburn