“- Swell: Kenny, why don't you save your last three brain cells, you might need them.
- Kenny: I won't!”
Christina Applegate - Swell
Keith Coogan - Kenny

“How clever of you, Miss Bingley, to know something of which you are ignorant.”

Greer Garson - Elizabeth Bennet

“Peterson was always too ingenious; and ingenuity is never a substitute for intelligence.”
Zachary Scott - Dimitrios Makropoulos

“The trouble with kids is they always figure they're smarter than their parents.”
William Demarest - Constable Edmund Kockenlocker

“- Lars Smuntz: I don't believe it. He snapped the trap, ate the olive and left the pit just to mock us!
- Ernie Smuntz: I think you're giving him a little too much credit. Mice don't mock. They don't have a sense of humor or irony.”
Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz
Nathan Lane - Ernie Smuntz