“- Douglas Quaid: Well, Cohaagen, I have to hand it to you. It's the best mind-fuck yet.
- Vilos Cohaagen: Oh, don't take my word for it. Someone you trust wants to talk to you.
- Douglas Quaid: Who is it this time, my mother?”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Douglas Quaid
Ronny Cox - Vilos Cohaagen

“- Mendoza: Hey hombre, he doesn't even trust his mother. Why he's gonna trust you?
- Bernie LaPlante: Because I'm not his mother.”
Bobby C. Collins - Mendoza
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie LaPlante

“One should never trust a woman.”
Akim Tamiroff - Uncle Pio

“Can't trust a woman in a pants suit. Men wear the pants. The world doesn't need anymore Hillary Clintons.”
Chris Cooper - Robert Hanssen

“- Char: Why do we always have to anlayze everthing? Can't you just trust that I love you?
- Zane Zaminski: Algorithms I trust. Boolean logic I trust. Beautiful women, they just... mystify me.”
Teri Polo - Char
Charlie Sheen - Zane Zaminsky