“I can't write and I can't spell. That's the privilege of a first class education.”
Jude Law - Dickie Greenleaf

“Careers and higher education are leading to the masculinization of women, with enormously dangerous consequences to the home, the children, and our country. When our boys come home from war, what kind of girls will they be coming home to?”
Laurel Cronin - Maida Gillespie

“Tray, I don't want you hangin' out in the streets. I want you to finish school, 'cause without an education the only kind of work you're gonna get is sellin' drugs, pimpin' women, or workin' security for Eddie Murphy.”
Vivica A. Fox - Ashtray's Mother

“What are you looking at? You're laborers; you should be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education.”
William Atherton - Prof. Jerry Hathaway

“- Cindy: Girls have to do everything. Boys are totally clueless when it comes to sex. It starts with them trying to unhook our bras, fumbling around, and it never changes. Wait until they try to put their dick into you.
- Diana: Please don't say they need help with that.
- Cindy: Always.”
Kristen Miller - Cindy
Jessica Driscoll - Diana, Principal's Secretary