“Guys, I can't think Penny is hot. I mean, she's my cousin. That's like thinking my mom's... Whoa, I'm gonna stop right there.”
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“I know the real reason you never made progress with that idea. You thought of it September 22nd, 2007. Two days later, Penny moved in and so much blood rushed to your genitals, your brain became a ghost town.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“You can’t choose who you are attracted to. You can’t engineer a relationship. You have to do what’s right.”
Asa Butterfield - Otis Milburn

“- Eugene Morris Jerome: Don't hate me for what I'm going to say.
- Stanley: What is it?
- Eugene Morris Jerome: I think Aunt Blanche has a great ass.
- Stanley: They're gonna lock you up in a sex asylum. If I was your sister I wouldn't sleep on the same block as you!”
Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome
Brian Drillinger - Stanley

“- Vladimir: An unspoken attraction!
- Dimitri: Attraction?! To that skinny little brat? Have you lost your mind?
- Vladimir: I was only asking a simple question...
- Dimitri: Attraction... ridiculous!”

Kelsey Grammer - Vladimir
John Cusack - Dimitri