“- Hudson Hawk: Fettucini con fungi porcinni. Prego. And bring me a bottle of ketchup, will ya?
- Anna Baragli: You heard him.
- Waiter: Ketchup! Ketchup! Stupid Americanos, always ketchup...”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli
Giangiacomo Colli - Waiter

“Hello. Welcome. What a pleasure it is to have you. Just gonna call you Skyler if that's okay. It's a lovely name. It reminds me of the big, beautiful sky. Walter always told me how lucky he was, prior to recent unfortunate events. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best with just the right amount of dirty.”

Bob Odenkirk - Saul Goodman

“- Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Women.
- Princess Yasmin: What kinds of women?
- Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: All kinds. Especially dark women with blue eyes and full red lips who smell like night-blooming jasmine, and taste like a warm mango.”

Roberto Benigni - Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli
Debrah Farentino - Princess Yasmin

“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Kane: I just don't like techno.
- J.P.: You would if you had robot ears.”
Kelvin Yu - Kane
Joel David Moore - J.P.