“It's weird that someone that studies rocks is really into Jesus.”
Greta Gerwig - Brooke

“- Jack Morell: Ya see, sir, my father is Jewish and my mom, she's Italian Catholic, so, got all the bases covered. Speaking of bases, when the other kids were following the baseball charts I was following the pop charts...
- Steve Waits: I think I've heard that before. Why don't you save that for the liner notes on the album.”
Steve Guttenberg - Jack Morell
Paul Sand - Steve Waits

“I'm not looking for an easy religion. I'm looking for one I can bring my family up decent in.”
Dean Jagger - Brigham Young

“You have forgotten the love of Jesus. You disregard His sacrifice. Death, fear, flames, horror and black clothes. Hold your meeting then, but know if you do this in the name of God and in the house of God, you blaspheme against Him and His Word.”

Walter Pidgeon - Mr. Gruffydd

“I believe in the Bible and I'm a-believing that this here life we're a-living is something the Lord done give us and we got to be a-living it the best we can, and I'm a-figuring that killing other folks ain't no part of what he was intendin' for us to be a-doing here.”

Gary Cooper - Alvin C. York