“- Josh: I'm married to my work.
- Serge: So am I. Which makes my wife my mistress. That's why I'm still in love with her.”
Aaron Eckhart - Josh
Tchéky Karyo - Serge

“Mike asked me tonight if I loved the job like I did before, and for the first time in my life, I didn't know what to say.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Jack Morrison

“It becomes kinda hard to love your job... when no one else seems to like you for doing it.”
John C. Reilly - Ralph

“This is what I love about my job. I get to travel, see the world, meet new cultures. I mean, it's all bacterial, but hey, what the fuck?”
Josh Brolin - Josh

“- Roy O'Bannon: I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.
- Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
- Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang