“- April O'Neill: Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here?
- Donatello: Well, relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing.”
Paige Turco - April O'Neil
Corey Feldman - Donatello

“Love blinded me. That was the trouble between us as producer and artist.”

John Barrymore - Oscar Jaffe

“You know what? Derek and I like each other and if you have a problem with that, then screw you.”
Julia Stiles - Sara

“- Rachel Lang: I don't think that I believe in it.
- English Teacher: Believe in what?
- Rachel Lang: Love.
- English Teacher: Then you have bigger problems than passing this class.”
Emily Bergl - Rachel Lang
David Lenthall - English Teacher

“The course of true love never did run smooth.”
Dominic West - Lysander