“- Jeff: Hi, I’m Jeff... I have a bush too. It's not grey.
- Alex: Hey!
- Jeff: What?
- Alex: My bush isn't really grey.
- Jeff: Well, not according to my mom.”
Nick Swardson - Jeff
Allen Covert - Alex

“- Georgey Sanderson: [reading an adult magazine] Dad, what's a rack?
- Peter Sanderson: It's a country.”
Angus T. Jones - Georgey Sanderson
Steve Martin - Peter Sanderson

“- Rozalin Focker: Well you know, honey, many unplanned pregnancies happen because the man is such a sexual dynamo, and the woman craves his sperm on an unconscious but very powerful level.
- Greg Focker: Mom, I'm truly not comfortable having this conversation with you. I've been telling you that since I was eleven.”
Barbra Streisand - Rozalin Focker
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“- Lucy: Are you pleased to see me?
- Julia: Hello darling... where did you spring from?”

Carrie Mullan - Lucy
Kate Winslet - Julia

“- Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
- Brandt: Ah! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
- Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
- Brandt: Ah! That's marvelous.
- The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.”

Tara Reid - Bunny Lebowski
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Brandt
Jeff Bridges - The Dude