“Mothers don't lose daughters. Don't you remember? They gain sons.”
Teresa Wright - Charlie Newton

“When it comes to marriage, one man is as good as the next. And even the least accomodating is less trouble than a mother.”
Glenn Close - Marquise de Merteuil

“Everybody knows that when a woman marries a man she marries his mother, too. What if I drive her crazy?”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Viola Fields

“Psychologically, I married my mother.”
Martin Harvey Friedberg - Mort

“The longer I'm married to you the more you sound like my mother.”

Michael Murphy - Martin