“- Hold up Man: Listen, you Pakistani pieces of shit! Give me all the money in the drawer!
- Akmed: [offended] We are not Pakistanis! We are Punjabis!
- Singh: I could pass for Pakistani.”
Bill MacDonald - Hold up Man
Art Malik - Akmed
Scott LaRose - Singh

“- Alex: Your ass is tanner than my face.
- Dante: It's not tan, kid, it's bronzed.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Peter Dante - Dante

“She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush.”
J. T. Walsh - Charles Bushman

“- Grace Heke: Why's everything so black, Toot?
- Toot: Don’t know, maybe cos we're all bloody Maoris?”
Mamaengaroa Kerr-Bell - Grace Heke
Shannon Williams - Toot

“Hey, we ain't duckin' you man. You're just so black we can't find you!”

Damon Wayans - James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper