“There are many fish In the sea but you’re the only one I'd want to stuff and mount over my fireplace.”
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?”
Drew Barrymore - Danielle

“She was like the water that freezes inside a rock and breaks it apart. It was no more her fault than it is the fault of the water when the rock shatters.”
Gordon Tootoosis - One Stab

“- Josie Geller: You know, Adelie penguins, they spend their whole lives looking for that one other penguin and when they meet them, they know. And they spend the rest of their lives together.
- Tracy: But I'm not a penguin.
- Sam Coulson: It's an analogy.”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Katie Lansdale - Tracy
Michael Vartan - Sam Coulson

“- Rosie: Listen. Listen, take your father here. What's his favorite food?
- Rosie, Mollie: Cheesecake.
- Rosie: What did Dr. Slocum tell him?
- Mollie: Cut back on cholesterol.
- Rosie: So, now he doesn't eat cheesecake. It's the same exact thing.”

Olympia Dukakis - Rosie
Kirstie Alley - Mollie