“- Allison: Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends.
- Max: What about new boyfriends?”
Vinessa Shaw - Allison
Omri Katz - Max

He is strong. If I die I have to go before him, and he will ask me "What is the riddle of steel?" And if I don't know it he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me! That's Crom, strong in his mountain!
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But... before the sun sets on her 16th birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die!”
Eleanor Audley - Maleficent

“- Bethany: Were they sent to Hell?
- Metatron: Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history.”
Linda Fiorentino - Bethany
Alan Rickman - Metatron

“- Weaponsmaster: Only a fool would want to come to this damn place.
- Beowulf: Unless he was already damned.”
Charles Robinson - Weaponsmaster
Christopher Lambert - Beowulf