“I feel so strange! Like I'm reading this in a book! But, I'm not. I'm really here. But, I don't believe it. I don't know whether to laugh or cry or just turn to the next page. God, I surehope it has a happy ending!”

Bo Derek - Jane

“We can't have the happiness of yesterday without the pain of today. That's the deal.”
Debra Winger - Joy Gresham

“Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!”
Mako - The Wizard

“I hate crossing streams on logs. If I never cross another stream on a log for the rest of my life, I will die a happy girl!”
Heather Donahue - Herself

“- Devon: When we get to Camelot, we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women.
- Cornwall: Yeah, we're a giant talking lizard with two heads. We're gonna have to beat them off with a stick.”
Eric Idle - Devon
Don Rickles - Cornwall