“- Thomas Berger: Look who we have here, Peter's priss. Have you talked to her yet?
- Peter Müller: Who says I'm interested?
- Thomas Berger: Your tongue was on the floor.”
Christian Bale - Thomas Berger
Robert Sean Leonard - Peter Müller

“- David Jason: How come I like balling black chicks so much?
- John Hull: I don't know. Maybe you feel like you're fucking a slave.”
Jeff Goldblum - David Jason
Laurence Fishburne - John Hull

“- Tracy Lord: I don't seem to you made of bronze?
- Macaulay Connor: No, you're made out of flesh and blood. That's the blank, unholy surprise of it. You're the golden girl, Tracy. Full of life and warmth and delight.”
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord
James Stewart - Macaulay Connor

- Mrs. Van Hopper: Most girls would give their eyes for the chance to see Monte!
- "Maxim" de Winter: Wouldn't that rather defeat the purpose?
Florence Bates - Mrs. Van Hopper
Laurence Olivier - "Maxim" de Winter

“One of these days one of you boys is going to start one of these scenes differently and one of us girls is going to drop dead from surprise.”

Barbara Stanwyck - Lee Leander