“- Uncle Jesse Duke: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
- Luke Duke: What?
- Uncle Jesse Duke: A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye.”
Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“- Nellie Kelly: There's nothing like a darn good cry, is there?
- Michael Noonan: There's whiskey.”
Judy Garland - Nellie Kelly
Charles Winninger - Michael Noonan

“I know how you feel, Dumbo, but you'll have to pull yourself together. What would your mother think of you, if she saw you crying like this? Remember, you come from a proud race.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“- His Excellency: I presume your funeral was satisfactory.
- Henry Van Cleve: Well, there was a lot of crying, so I believe everybody had a good time.”
Laird Cregar - His Excellency
Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“Patience, children. Patience. You mustn't cry, Jarmilla. None of us must cry. We must stand erect with our eyes to the sun and courage in our hearts.”
Alan Curtis - Karel Vavra