“If my calculations are correct, this will create ice... oh no, killer mustard gas!”

Eric Marquette - Chemistry Student

“- Lenny: You gonna skip the country, uncle Lex?
- Lex Luthor: Lenny, you pathetic product of the public school system, your uncle Lex has had nothing on his mind the past few years except for one thing: destroy Superman!”
Jon Cryer - Lenny
Gene Hackman - Lex Luthor

“- Tom Foyle: From now on, you're going to Sunday School every Sunday. Rain or shine, you're going.
- Kitty Foyle: But why, Pop?
- Tom Foyle: It'll be giving you a little Christian upbringing. A sense of values.”
Ernest Cossart - Tom Foyle
Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle

“- Pinocchio: I'm going to school.
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: School. Ah, yes. Then perhaps you haven't heard of the easy road to success. No? I'm speaking, my boy, of the theater!”
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Walter Catlett - J. Worthington Foulfellow

“- Smokey Adams: Did you ever go to school, stupid?
- Pomeroy Watson: Yeah, and I come out the same way.”
Bud Abbott - Smokey Adams
Lou Costello - Pomeroy Watson