“- President Camacho: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix everything.
- Congressman: Break it down, Camacho!
- President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than any man alive. And number 3: He's going to fix everything.”
Terry Crews - President Camacho
Christopher M. Campos - Congressman

“Well everybody in Casablanca has problems. Yours may work out.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Blaine

The Japanese have a saying, "Fix the problem, not the blame". Find out what's fucked up and fix it. Nobody gets blamed. We're always after who fucked up. Their way is better.
Sir Sean Connery - Capt. John Connor

“- Sam Callahan: Will you explain to me about women?
- Lydia Callahan: Women are right, men are wrong and that's all you need to know.”

Bug Hall - Sam Callahan
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Lydia Callahan

“- Roque: Think you're thinking clear on this? Huh? 'Cuz every time we mess up, it's because of a woman.
- Clay: Name one time that I...
- Roque: Amber.
- Clay: Amber wasn't the problem, Amber's husband was the problem.”
Idris Elba - Roque
Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Clay