“- Recruiter: Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor? That's robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing.
- John: Convicted? No.
- Russell: Never convicted.”

William Lucking - Recruiter
Bill Murray - John
Harold Ramis - Russell

“- Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
- Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
- Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
- Applicant: I like rape.”
Harvey Korman - Hedley Lamarr

“- Brenner: What's worse than rape?
- Colonel Robert Moore: When you find that out... then you'll know everything, won't you?”

John Travolta - Paul Brenner
James Woods - Colonel Moore

“- Paula Mann: Sharon, baby, do you think you should go out with a man? I mean... so soon after your ordeal and all?
- Sharon Winters: So, I was raped. It happended six week ago. What do you expect me to do? Observe a year of mouring?
- Paula Mann: Baby, please I didn't mean to bug you or make you mad.”
Sharon Carr - Paula Mann
Stacey Walker - Sharon Winters

“You never knew... oh how could how much she loved you before you raped her! And after you raped her there was no one to tell... except me... over and over and over again. It's very hard too look like the one person you're mom loves and hates the most.”
Jay Mohr - Leonard Marliston